he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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