he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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