She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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