I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
