I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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