Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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