grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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