My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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