They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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