i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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