chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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