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I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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