just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.