Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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