Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go