We're facebook friends in real life
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.