is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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