I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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