Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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