Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Houston, we have a blender
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize