Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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