CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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