Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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