Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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