drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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