I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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