Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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