shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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