i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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