So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
How does one acquire holy water?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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