I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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