Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So here I am, sexting at work.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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