Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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