did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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