I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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