The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
