You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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