Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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