Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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