Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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