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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with

  (217): View more from Illinois

  well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  ...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  lets go back to having secrets in our friendship

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk

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• (310): View more from California

  Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.

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• (716): View more from New York

  If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.

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