Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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