how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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