Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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