what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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