you would pick up someone in the library
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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