You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Dick very happy bro
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