So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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