sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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