The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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