Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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