Your face is a jimmy john
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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