Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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