fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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