How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You don't make any sense
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