I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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